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1st INHOUSE FORUM 2016

You are all invited to the first inhouse forum this year. Happening this Friday the 4th of March 2016 from 2:00 – 4:00pm at LLT.
The matters to be discussed will be;
i) Scholarships and job opportunities – Prof. Onyari.(UoN Chemistry department Chairman.)
ii) Kenya Chemical Society (KCS) – Dr. Derese. (Treasurer KCS)
iii) Royal Society of Chemistry (RSC)/PACN. – Prof. Shem Wandiga. (chairman PACN)

YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO MISS THIS.

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chem pick up lines

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!

According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.

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Notification:

lets use this lectern to effectively communicate and get the feedback, positive criticism and aggrandize UNICSA a notch higher.

UNICSA CHAIRMAN:

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